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We broke up because...
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His collection of shrunken heads freaked me out.0
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legally named my penis after her ex0
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His....name was Waldo!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »His....name was Waldo!
she had no problem finding it0 -
It was like finding a needle in a haystack, but I'm just really good at stuff!
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yeah she's really good at playing the field... of dicks0
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Made it a point to always bring up all my Exes named Richard!0
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I got jealous of all the Richard's before me and she tried to steal my soul ... typical red head0
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He bought into stereotypes0
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she refused to tell her husband about us0
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He told my Husband about us!
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I was her husband
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He found out about my affair with Clark Kent!0
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He was caught up in too much drama! I'm a simple gal!0
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she thought I was secretly superman and got mad when I couldn't fly0
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The only Flying he did was when he Flew the Coop!
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she was really good in bed but also a stage five clinger0
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It was online and he lied about his age. My son is only a year younger.0
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She tried to set me up with her Son!0
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I discovered her online dating profile on some cougar site0
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He had a large number of women who liked Kiking him...0
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she put a kick me sign on my back as I was heading to work.0
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She was always using Derogatory terms!
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She had too many terms and conditions for our relationships.0
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Low sex drive0
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Wanted to do the Nasty while driving down I 95!0
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Didn't want to be spontaneous down I 95
Prude0 -
Got a speeding ticket and was literally caught with his pants down!0
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Didn't let me finish0
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Ooops! Got arrested for assault on a police Officer and Lewd Conduct when he was told to step out of the vehicle! 0
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