We broke up because...

austin0321

She decided to blow the cop

FabulousFantasticFifty

He Shot the Sheriff but didn't shoot the Deputy and then got tazed & beaten with a Billy Club! (By Fab) then the Deputy brought him down!

kandy_canelane

She thought Reggae music was factual

Tigerlilly98a40

I wasn't enough

kandy_canelane

She was too much

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thought that there was too much of me to Love!

slimgirljo15

She was a whole lota woman

VikMcAnik

I must have been an idiot...

g44219

he was still hung up on Jo

Kvm11628

He hung up on me every time I called him.

g44219

I found out I wasn't the only one she had been calling

Kvm11628

He tried to call all the shots.

cmDaffy

She was always shooting up...

Kvm11628

She hunted everyone but me

g44219

she was always hiding from me. Wanted me to hunt her down

Kvm11628

I found a stash of hidden receipts from dive bars. Many had lipstick and phone numbers on the back.

g44219

I checked her credit card purchases. Apparently she had been staying at hotels with somebody

Kvm11628

It was work! I swear!

g44219

she was always swearing at me

Kvm11628

He swore he was single. Swore it. He lied.

cmDaffy

She wanted to going to swing parties as a single...

g44219

she never let me meet her mom

Kvm11628

Wanted to dress up like a baby...diaper and all.

g44219

she wouldn't suck a pacifier

Kvm11628

You win today. That was a good one.

striderb

Felt she always needed to win.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wouldn't let me win!

musclegood_fatbad

Expected me to just give it to her

Noelv1976

Didn't know what giving was

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always taking my jewelry to the Pawn Shop