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We broke up because...
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Spoke in acronym and emoji0
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Pretended that she didn't speak my language!0
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every time I asked for play time... she acted like she didn't know what that meant.0
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He always wanted to go to Chucky Cheese0
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she made me go with her to chucky cheese and refused to let me drink beer0
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He was too cheap and would always sneak in a 40 oz in his shorts!
All the Mommies in the place would stare and some of the Daddies too!1 -
His skee ball skills were lackluster. I needed a man who knew how to score0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was too cheap and would always sneak in a 40 oz in his shorts!
All the Mommies in the place would stare and some of the Daddies too!
Lag....but that was awesome.0 -
She was always showing off her behind!0
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It was hard to hide, sadly...0
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Got mad when I said yes when she asked if that Moomoo made her butt look big!0
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Went to Hawaii with someone other than me0
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she kept nagging me to take her to Hawaii0
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He hung a bit too loose0
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He was way too hung up on himself0
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she didn't like the confidence I had in myself0
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I was confident he was a stalker (ha)0
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She liked too many other stalks0
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He was way too jealous0
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she wasn't jealous enough. Started offering me to her girlfriends.0
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He failed my loyalty test0
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everything was a test. she literally quizzed me on state capitals0
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Thought Augusta was the capital of Georgia.0
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Wouldn't visit me in Maine!0
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Refused to be my main squeeze0
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She wanted to eat my man groceries all the time!0
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Stingy with his food and said I could only eat salad!0
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Always found her hiding in the closet eating junk food0
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Made me come out of the closet!0
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She never lets me choose the movie0
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