We broke up because...

4ever420

She was so needy

ovinas1

It was always sex sex sex.

4ever420

He just wouldn't put out

ovinas1

She locked me in the basement for getting into her stash.

stayfit_ria

I put out and put out and put out and it was never enough

ovinas1

the line out our bedroom door was getting to long

sw33tp3a11

He ate my oreos

mscheftg

all she could talk about was her ex and her oreos

Fvaisey

She said I paid too much attention to her feet.

Spnneil06

That wasn't me, he was touching some other ladies FEET!

keith0373

She kept putting her cold feet on me!

sw33tp3a11

He refused to buy me socks

MathDonkey

Her feet were so big they required expensive custom socks

mscheftg

I had a moment of stupidity. I shouldn't have complained about the socks...

qdoyle11

Didn't believe in the moon landing

sw33tp3a11

She bought me a dictionary to improve my writing skills

MathDonkey

I forgot she couldn't read and bought her a book for her birthday

mscheftg

He'd buy me books, but they weren't interesting.

Sinistrous

Sent me the copies of my nudes back with red ink marked "RETURN TO SENDER!! I NEED MY EYES!!!" and I died a little :(

MaxPower0102

Sent nudes to everyone on her FL except me

mscheftg

He kept asking for them when I said no.

Sinistrous

Deleted all my messages and claimed I never talked to them

Spnneil06

Found out she deletes her messages from her convos she has with others, I was horrified!

sw33tp3a11

She found my little black book

MaxPower0102

Kept hacking my phone to read my messages

mscheftg

He hacked mine first.

MaxPower0102

She always wanted to be 'first'

mscheftg

He NEVER put me first. I just wanted ONE DAY. ONE DAY!!!

jrline

she kept eating boiled peanuts in bed

ActiveGuy81

She told me that she's never seen any of the Star Wars movies and wasn't into sci fi. I couldn't be with someone that had such a lack of compromise and wouldn't make a sacrifice.