We broke up because...

MathDonkey

She always made me wear glasses.

Honeysuckle3

He was jealous his daughter liked me more than him

jrline

liked to go skinny dipping in broad daylight

MathDonkey

Broke up with his last girlfriend for an insanely stupid reason

jrline

skinny dipping in the town pool is a bit awkward

ovinas1

wouldnt get out of the water

Timshel_

He only wears khaki pants. I was all, you should try blue or black. Nope...just khakis. Like Jake, from State farm.

qdoyle11

Kept ripping up my books

stayfit_ria

All our fights were over text she just couldnt communicate any other way

jrline

the books were filled with her exes nudes

RunTimer

She wouldn't support my face bomb addiction

MaxPower0102

She wouldn't put down those damn graphic novels

kmayers143

He couldn't handle my porn addiction.

Sweetsluv

The 50 shades stuff was just too much for him...

WarDamnJay

I couldn't keep up!

kmayers143

She wanted to be the dominator, but I wanted to be the dominator.

stayfit_ria

She found out about my bondage fixation

Honeysuckle3

Spent too much money on viagra

samanthajfishman

Jealousy got the best of me

ovinas1

spent all my money on viagra

stayfit_ria

She found out I was buying Viagra for my FWB

WarDamnJay

Got stuck in the friendzone

jrline

only wears granny panties

samanthajfishman

He was bossy

LisaMcDonald86

She was too jealous

jrline

she wouldn't give up her job as a stripper

Honeysuckle3

He didn't like to see me naked in the pool

Building_Bulk

She kept slipping chocolate laxative powder into my protein shakes and would laugh hysterically all night long.

jrline

it is just awkward in the town pool with all the families there

Spnneil06

He's a bit of a exhibitionist! Loves to shock people with his nakedness!