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He told me I wasn't beautiful and that's okay because neither was his last lover!0
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He was wrong and she was just too pretty for me0
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His T-Rex arms were too short to get romantic with me!
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She goes for dinosaurs and I am just a cave man0
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he couldnt stay out of prison0
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She is just entirely out of my league0
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He was the other guys cellmate0
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He had low self esteem0
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He had no confidence!
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Honeysuckle3 wrote: »He had low self esteem
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he loved himself too much0
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she didn't love me as much as I did0
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After finding his confidence, he couldn't share his love with anyone else!0
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She was selfish with her love, her ex broke her heart when he wouldn't share.0
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What is all this talk of sharing? I just want someone to myself0
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He stole my piggy bank to buy that hat0
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she was paranoid, thought I stole her pennies.0
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She was a good lier0
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She was a bad liar0
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He kept yelling out "Go!" I thought he was talking to me!0
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She was hearing voices0
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She never looked at me.0
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He said I analyzed him way too much0
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He'd always say "My face is up here" but then it wasn't!0
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would never look me in the eyes0
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She scared me0
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Her lips were more luscious than mine! I was jealous!0
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She always used my red lipstick and gave me cold sores0
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She always had cold sores!0
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Her peas weren't that sweet
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