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We broke up because...
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you said leave the we didn't need to shut the blinds, how was I to know our neighbor was filming us?? how would I know we would become an internet sensation.0
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it was me not her...uh huh...NEXT!0
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It was him, not me.0
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she kept leaving the peanut butter with the lid off and it got all crusty0
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he used peanut butter to rub on his nipples and let the dog lick it off. Gross!0
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She doesn't like peanut butter!0
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you rubbed peanut butter all over you and let the dogs lick it off and one time that opossum we rescued0
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They didn't quite support my eating lint habit0
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I wasn't getting enough lint for myself0
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kept pulling lint out of my belly button and eating it0
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The people covered in mud thought he had cleanliness issues0
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He killed a man in Reno just to see him die.....and then buried him...hence the mud0
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She doesn't think The Simpsons are funny0
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Didn't want to share toenail soup0
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Didnt understand whats mine is mine and whats yours is mine0
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Thinks The Simpsons ARE funny0
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never wears a bra0
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I said I wouldn't be your pony!!0
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They didn't know how to activate the massager0
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Couldn't solve for x0
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Didn't realize that x didn't quite mark that spot0
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She bites back0
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he would not stop reading my journal and correcting the spelling mistakes0
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She swore she never made mistakes. Everything was my fault!0
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She kept a weird journal of fake sex encounters with famous people0
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me + them did not equal fun....0
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She was terrible at math jokes0
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I'm bad at math
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