We broke up because...

mscheftg

jrline wrote: »

she showed her boobs everywhere for discounts

He didn't like the discounts.

stayfit_ria

he kept missing

Stoshew71

I didn't decide fast enough whether I crushed her or not

jrline

got mad because I could run faster

mscheftg wrote: »

jrline wrote: »

she showed her boobs everywhere for discounts

He didn't like the discounts.

discounts are great but DollarTree was too far

stayfit_ria

He penny pinched at the dollar tree

WarDamnJay

She spent all my money!

Sinistrous

Made me eat all my veggies. Blech.

qdoyle11

She broke up with me, I'm crushed

stayfit_ria

I thought the florida swamp lands were a good investment he did not we parted way. he still has the swamp land.

stayfit_ria

i am too slow for this thread. lol

MathDonkey

She had no vision when it came to opportunity

msh0612

I was slower than her.

Sinistrous

stayfit_ria wrote: »

i am too slow for this thread. lol

Just write something random :P lol

Okay.. Here's yours.
Not ninja enough!

JackKopCh

She scared me!

MathDonkey

She didn't respect my skills in the ninja arts

mscheftg

He made fun of me for not graduating ninja clown college.

stayfit_ria

i was too ninja for you

jrline

seriously for the 10% discount at dollartree for a $1 purchase you flashed the cashier

stayfit_ria

he didnt get i just liked showing the girls off...any excuse was a good one

mscheftg

She was always showing off the girls but got mad if I did it.

stayfit_ria

it was always a competition

jrline

my mom was shopping with us that is just awkward

mscheftg

He always brought his mom with us places.

jrline

not always it was one time

msh0612

he was a mama's boy

Spnneil06

She didn't like my mama!

keith0373

She liked my mama, but hated me

jrline

took this picture covered in mud yet never would get dirty to do it

RunTimer

Had a shifty look

msh0612

he couldnt stay focused.