We broke up because...

J383

She wasn't thrilled with my late night cuddles

Kvm11628

Stopped thrilling me - sniff

sparrish531

She hated that I wanted her panties off right away, but in my defense, they didn't fit me well at all.

Kvm11628

I couldn't get past the cross dressing.

g44219

she wasn't in to role reversal

slimgirljo15

Cried when I spanked him

usmc01462

cried when I tied her up

slimgirljo15

He forgot the safe word ..those bite marks will heal

Kvm11628

Bit off more than she could chew with me

slimgirljo15

Always underestimated me...big mistake

Kvm11628

I just realized it was all a mistake.

g44219

said I was the worst mistake she'd ever made

Kvm11628

Made me late for work every morning

slimgirljo15

Have me the angry stare all the time

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Kvm11628

Lack of stamina

slimgirljo15

True story ^^

Kvm11628

Always pointing her fingers at me. Rude!!

slimgirljo15

Came home and she'd cleaned out the house and disappeared

Kvm11628

Never cleaned the house. I was her girlfriend not her maid!

g44219

I found out about her girlfriend

Kvm11628

I found out about HIS girlfriend

slimgirljo15

He wanted me and my gf

g44219

preferred innies over outies

slimgirljo15

He was a tart

Kvm11628

She thought pop tarts made a good breakfast....

slimgirljo15

Whinged about my cooking skills

Kvm11628

Drank all my wine

Dilsey817

Drank too much wine...then danced on tables.

Kvm11628

Couldn't do the Dougie