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We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Kept talking about some guy called Dougie
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Found out she DID do Dougie....
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she would yell Dougie for some reason. I thought it was an Australian curse word
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ^^He DID Dougie too
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    She spread nasty, nasty rumors
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She spread nasty crabs ..
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    her knees stayed locked together
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    He tried to lock me down.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wanted too much freedom
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Painted her face with blue streaks and yelled, "They'll never take out freedom." Psycho.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she wanted me to wear a Kilt and speak with a Scottish accent :open_mouth:
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    edited May 2016
    Always noted the milage on the car. Told me he would paddle me if I went anywhere but work. :o
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she liked paddlings a little too much
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Never had time for me. He was always out paddling his damn canoe.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she pawned my canoe to buy new boots
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Well, those boots are awesome....

    Booted me out of bed to make rom for the dog. Rude.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she preferred cats to dogs
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Holding back on something really dirty.....

    His insults constantly dogged me
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    got tired of her barking orders at me
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Wouldn't come when called
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    griffk00 wrote: »
    she wanted me to wear a Kilt and speak with a Scottish accent :open_mouth:

    OMG, this is too funny!!!
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    Called me the wrong name during sex....
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    She named names!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she was talking in her sleep one night and I learned a lot of things I didn't know
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    He snored
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she caught me nodding my head like I was listening to her while I had ear plugs in
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    You are on a roll...

    Found out he had hair plugs
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she told me you know if you jog and do situps you might lose those fat rolls
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Refused when I offered him my Sweet Rolls!
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Everyone was sampling those sweet rolls

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