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Didn't like bacon.0
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Liked bacon more than me.0
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Criticized me when I made Facon0
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That tofu crap was not fooling anyone.0
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She never let me eat enough0
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He always ate off my plate0
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She objected to my using paper plates at home (to avoid washing up of course)0
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He never did the dishes after I slaved to make him dinner!0
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Didn't like it when I licked the plate0
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He licked the plate after the dog..ewww0
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I let the dog eat at the dinner table with us.0
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He wouldn't rub my feet0
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She wouldn't make me coffee0
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He likes decaf0
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Decaf??? She was a Blasphemer!0
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She drinks hot chocolate and says it's coffee0
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Carried an umbrella everywhere and acted like a penguin0
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Changed his awesome coffee profile pic. No more coffee
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She tried to pass off motor oil for coffee0
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Always acted like a panda0
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Couldn't ever find him because he always wore camo0
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Wasn't good at playing Hide and Go Seek0
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