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  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    I broke her favourite tea cup and she just never got over it.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Kept apologising he broke my tea cup, it was the coffee cup. After all those years he had still not copped up on the fact that I do not drink tea. There was only that much tea I could poor into my plant pots, it was either him or the plants.
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
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    kept impaling my feet with her high heels
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    Spoke better spanish then I did.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    y su amigas, tambien
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    couldn't understand him
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    kept trying to figure me out
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    he ran away from everything
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Kept finding him hiding in my closet
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    didn't like me trying on her shoes
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    were actually married but she wont sign the divorce papers
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    Clearly confused :D
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    was delusional (thought I was a woman)
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    RunTimer wrote: »
    was delusional (thought I was a woman)

    thread moves fast sometimes haha
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    JSurita3 wrote: »
    Clearly confused :D

    never confused haha
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    was always right :wink:
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    believed in fairy tales
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Refused to go to couple counselling after convincing me fairy tales are not real, I am still upset, then he finished our relationship off with telling me Father Christmas is not real either!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Bonny132 wrote: »
    Refused to go to couple counselling after convincing me fairy tales are not real, I am still upset, then he finished our relationship off with telling me Father Christmas is not real either!

    Refused to believe in Santa and then criticized me for wearing my elf costume all the time..... and she wasn't a fan of eating spaghetti with maple syrup, either.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    He had too many quirks.