We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Had a harem already

VikMcAnik

Thought I was playing around on her...

Smiling1010

He has a terrible skip-raiding habit which has led to many infestations including flies, bed bugs and fleas. Got tapeworms from the fleas, cholera from the flies and the crabs are probably from him. He also pretended he was a woman for 5 years so he could eat makeup.

Jerseyex

He's dating some chick named Jo

Kvm11628

She raised chicks in our apartment

FabulousFantasticFifty

She likes @musclegood_fatbad much more!

Anaris2014

Tried to donate my brain to science, despite my assertion that I was still using it.

Kvm11628

Couldn't make sacrifices for the common good

FabulousFantasticFifty

Oh you were???

LaMartian

She wouldn't stop calling me "Professor Queerman"

synchkat

Bragged of his higher education but knew he stole the diplomas from a friend of his sisters, boyfriends mom

FabulousFantasticFifty

She Said she only dated Dummies!

Kvm11628

She called me names

synchkat

She called me Susan!?!??

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was a wildcat and I got scared!

Anaris2014

I took our savings and headed to Vegas.

slimgirljo15

I caught him in my panties...looked better than me..jealous

FabulousFantasticFifty

Robbed me blind!

musclegood_fatbad

She put rocks in her pillows and then wanted to have pillow fights

slimgirljo15

Big sook ..

FabulousFantasticFifty

He called my "pillows" the Rocky Mountains!

Just_J_Now

We broke up??? I didn't know

musclegood_fatbad

Wouldn't share her wine

FabulousFantasticFifty

Called me a Wino

Just_J_Now

He dumped me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always down in the dumps!
She depressed me!

nitroalley

Called my place a dump

FabulousFantasticFifty

Lived in a Pig stye

musclegood_fatbad

Would never get in my tent

nitroalley

Squeeled like a pig at happy time