We broke up because...

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IndianaGolfer

Didn't wanna bat for the other team

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NikkiWalt

wouldn't spank me when I was bad

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NikkiWalt

wouldn't go to church with me when I wanted to be good.

IndianaGolfer

Afraid I'd burn inside of church

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NikkiWalt

Turned off my ESPN to watch TLC.

Kvm11628

Ran color commentary through each one of our lovemaking sessions

NikkiWalt

She tied me up every time - and blindfolded me. I had no idea what was happening.

IndianaGolfer

She couldn't tell anything was happening and I had finished all ready

NikkiWalt

was completely silent during the whole thing. Couldn't tell if he was enjoying anything.

IndianaGolfer

She's a screamer

g44219

he screamed in my ear

NikkiWalt

didn't like that I liked to keep my socks on.

IndianaGolfer

She didn't like that I kept my underwear on

NikkiWalt

tried to keep his underwear on. completely disappointed.

IndianaGolfer

NikkiWalt wrote: »

tried to keep his underwear on. completely disappointed.

Hated the quickie hole I always used .

2011rocket3touring

After many months of a struggling relationship; we figured out we were straight.

IndianaGolfer

Oh yeah we were

Kvm11628

He woudl get up and head straight for the door as soon as we were done. I needed a little cuddling.

IndianaGolfer

Said to GTFO lol

Kvm11628

Only spoke in acronyms

EazyDoesIt79

wanted everything spelled out for her!

IndianaGolfer

He liked Ditka better than me

EazyDoesIt79

compares himself to Da Coach!

slimgirljo15

Put the moves on my mum

NikkiWalt

Wouldn't take me to a Bears game.