We broke up because...

Kvm11628

Liked sausages just a bit too much

EazyDoesIt79

only likes bacon

IndianaGolfer

Always does the Super Bowl Shuffle at parties

EazyDoesIt79

He was jealous of my dancing skills

NikkiWalt

elbowed me in the eye when we was dancing. never said sorry. jerk.

IndianaGolfer

Never allowed me to return the sexual favors

EazyDoesIt79

kept getting in the way. calls people names

g44219

he had tourettes. Baseball and or hockey games was the only place I could take him on a date

NikkiWalt

was brutally honest about the kind of jerk I was and I couldn't handle it.

slimgirljo15

He had a strange sore...you know where

EazyDoesIt79

never saw her from the nose down

yusaku02

She killed my dog for her wacko cult ceremony

EazyDoesIt79

never put a shirt on

slimgirljo15

Found the neighbour stuffed in our bedroom closet

EazyDoesIt79

had people in her closest....hello!

g44219

she had the neighbor stuffed in the bedroom closet and pretended it was me

blairrob12

He was always hiding in my closet!

EazyDoesIt79

her closet was too big

g44219

I was afraid to tell him I liked the packers

EazyDoesIt79

He likes the Packers....can't be trusted

slimgirljo15

Watched american football..not Australian

EazyDoesIt79

There is only one kind of Football and its "Merican! She couldn't understand that!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Called Manning some unspeakable things!

slimgirljo15

Didn't get real men don't wear padding playing football..

ulcaster555

loved me more than rugby

FabulousFantasticFifty

Loved the rug more than me!

Kvm11628

She didn't have a rug fetish....

GMAC2016

She spent too much time on MFP.

EazyDoesIt79

drank too much

g44219

Didn't drink enough.