We broke up because...
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She couldn't hear me coming0
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I wasn't in to facial hair!0
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She tried to shave mine0
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shaved his own legs...0
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the break lines where cut on my car and I found out he had taken out an life insurance policy on me
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he always eFFed up my plans!0
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wouldnt be the Bonnie to my Clyde0
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I found a deed to a cemetary plot with my name on it0
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kept forgetting she paid for the plot herself. always blaming me0
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he was always plotting behind my back0
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Always making rude gestures at me behind my back0
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Said i kissed an ex girlfriend at the high school reunion . Total rumour mill lies .0
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Left me for the Prom Queen0
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wasn't the prom queen0
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Math genius0
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hated numbers0
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Hmmm I'm pretty surely commented on the wrong thread haha0
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Wendyluvme wrote: »Hmmm I'm pretty surely commented on the wrong thread haha
got confused very easily0 -
EazyDoesIt79 wrote: »Wendyluvme wrote: »Hmmm I'm pretty surely commented on the wrong thread haha
got confused very easily
Called me a ditz0 -
evilsnowangel wrote: »insulted people too often
Didn't like to make fun of others0 -
doesn't like college football!0
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Got pissed with my ditzeness0
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stretchingreality wrote: »Got pissed with my ditzeness
couldn't tolerate his lack of grammer0 -
EazyDoesIt79 wrote: »doesn't like college football!
Thought he was still a frat boy0 -
stretchingreality wrote: »Got pissed with my ditzeness
Lived across the ocean0 -
can't swim0
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Tried to drown me
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couldn't prove it0
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Water was in my lungs and he said I lied about it.0
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OMG!!! his feet stuck!0
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