We broke up because...

NikkiWalt

Kept gagging me with the microphone.

Wendyluvme

Wouldn't speak into the mic

EazyDoesIt79

has no gag reflex!

Wendyluvme

Easy does it because he was never hard

EazyDoesIt79

says mean things

EazyDoesIt79

refused to help me out with the situation

Wendyluvme

Didn't like foreplay

EazyDoesIt79

liked too much foreplay

Wendyluvme

Said, "Fore!" every time he was about to finish

EazyDoesIt79

didn't like golf

musclegood_fatbad

Always wanted to stop before finishing

EazyDoesIt79

laughed too loud

Wendyluvme

Never smiled

EazyDoesIt79

never told any jokes

Wendyluvme

Didn't get my jokes because he didn't pay attention

Wendyluvme

musclegood_fatbad wrote: »

Always wanted to stop before finishing

God God, he looked like freakin Hercules

EazyDoesIt79

Wendyluvme wrote: »

Didn't get my jokes because he didn't pay attention

were you saying something?

EazyDoesIt79

didn't like Greek Mythology

Wendyluvme

EazyDoesIt79 wrote: »

Wendyluvme wrote: »

Didn't get my jokes because he didn't pay attention

were you saying something?

Lmao! See! Always blowing me off

musclegood_fatbad

She said I had attention deficit dis.....oooo squirrel.

Wendyluvme

He had no brain, he was all muscle and good looks

musclegood_fatbad

She thoughts I's was stupid or someting

Wendyluvme

He thought the moon was a planet

musclegood_fatbad

She didn't believe the moon was made of cheese

Wendyluvme

He thought he was Harry Carey

musclegood_fatbad

Hated my impersonations.

musclegood_fatbad

Hated my impersonations.

NikkiWalt

Always did impressions at inappropriate times.

FabulousFantasticFifty

First she asks me to pretend I'm a hooker then freaks when I show up at her job dressed like this!

slimgirljo15

Looked better than me..what can I say..jealous