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We broke up because...
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Kept gagging me with the microphone.1
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Wouldn't speak into the mic0
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has no gag reflex!0
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Easy does it because he was never hard0
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says mean things0
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refused to help me out with the situation0
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Didn't like foreplay0
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liked too much foreplay0
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Said, "Fore!" every time he was about to finish0
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didn't like golf0
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Always wanted to stop before finishing0
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laughed too loud0
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Never smiled0
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never told any jokes0
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Didn't get my jokes because he didn't pay attention0
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musclegood_fatbad wrote: »Always wanted to stop before finishing
God God, he looked like freakin Hercules0 -
Wendyluvme wrote: »Didn't get my jokes because he didn't pay attention
were you saying something?0 -
didn't like Greek Mythology0
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EazyDoesIt79 wrote: »Wendyluvme wrote: »Didn't get my jokes because he didn't pay attention
were you saying something?
Lmao! See! Always blowing me off1 -
She said I had attention deficit dis.....oooo squirrel.0
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He had no brain, he was all muscle and good looks0
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She thoughts I's was stupid or someting0
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He thought the moon was a planet0
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She didn't believe the moon was made of cheese0
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He thought he was Harry Carey0
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Hated my impersonations.0
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Hated my impersonations.0
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Always did impressions at inappropriate times.0
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First she asks me to pretend I'm a hooker then freaks when I show up at her job dressed like this!
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Looked better than me..what can I say..jealous
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