We broke up because...

g44219

She wanted me to wear a bag over my head during whoopi

slimgirljo15

There was one little thing standing in the way of our happiness....his wife

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slimgirljo15

Tied me up and left me for 4 hrs

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always tied up doing other things, never saving a moment for me!

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slimgirljo15

Got crabs..not from me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Got mad when I got seafood from someone else who was cheaper!

ulcaster555

wouldn't share the seafood

adiaz155

Has a penis

nitroalley

He got hung up on details lol

slimgirljo15

I wasn't good enough

nitroalley

She was engaged to somebody else

slimgirljo15

His wife didn't like me

nitroalley

I wasn't number one. In fact I wasn't number 101

FabulousFantasticFifty

He got along with No one!

IndianaGolfer

I farted 1 time in my sleep , she sleeps with head under the covers

FabulousFantasticFifty

One time??????
Always waited until I was under the covers!

slimgirljo15

Protein farts..her dutch ovens were lethal

IndianaGolfer

Too much sex, I couldn't keep up

FabulousFantasticFifty

He couldn't keep ** up!

slimgirljo15

Curtains didn't match the drapes

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didnt like my interior design choices

slimgirljo15

She was helping the handyman undress in our bedroom ..cheaterrrr he was not wet and you were being helpful

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thinks I'd hire a handyman!

slimgirljo15

Don't look all innocent ..I know he was in a roleplay costume for you

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wouldn't wear a tool belt for me!

slimgirljo15

Screwed me around

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like screwing

things that I needed help fixing

slimgirljo15

Hammered at me day and night ..