We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't enjoy being hit on!

slimgirljo15

She hit me .. ..beat me daily

IndianaGolfer

She didn't upkeep her curb appeal once I moved in

FabulousFantasticFifty

The honeymoon was over

IndianaGolfer

Never mooned me anymore

FabulousFantasticFifty

Last time I mooned him he snickered

IndianaGolfer

Last time I mooned her she cried

Arathels

He never wanted to go dancing

slimgirljo15

She never wanted to horizonal naked dance

IndianaGolfer

I lost my balance one time doing that one special move, out the door she sent me !!

slimgirljo15

He wouldnt install a special swing

IndianaGolfer

I got tired of installing " workout " apparatus' throughout the house.

slimgirljo15

Wasn't into trying out new things"workout equipment"

IndianaGolfer

Made me watch too many instructional videos for my own safety of equipment lol

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Mrj183

Ate my last cookie

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Mrj183

She was always cheating on me. Sneaking herself an extra $20 whenever she passed Go in monopoly.

Arathels

He kept boobing my nose.

JaydedMiss

She didnt like me hiding behind my hair in pics XD

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nitroalley

She wouldn't bob her head. Also sorry - too early

slimgirljo15

Lol..he wanted me to be a noddy dog ..

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g44219

he would pick his nose in public

slimgirljo15

He ..he..he..oh *kitten*..its just too awful what he did

Kvm11628

Was too judgey...

slimgirljo15

She was my exs accomplice in the awful deed ..

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slimgirljo15

Tore my underwear off daily ..

Errrmm..wait a minute..come back