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I got sick of the chickens in her yard. I can deal with store-bought eggs.0
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Made fried Chicken one Night!
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Caught her choking the neighbor's chicken...1 -
He wanted her fried chicken..not mine0
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She started a grease fire and burned down my house!0
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she shot me with her nail gun when I came home late
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I caught him nailing something in someone else's house. There were chores to be done at HOME.1
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She always all about the chores.. nothing else!0
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She didnt help with the chores!0
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She made me do chores0
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She made out with my brother!0
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She made out with my sisters - all four of them.0
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Wouldn't let touch his stache0
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she found out my mustache was fake0
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His Mustache ended up in a unmentionable place!
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She had a mustache.0
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She tried to wax me when I was sleeping!0
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She went to the gym without me0
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She would always say how much she enjoy'd riding my mustache... and I don't have one.0
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He was so jealous of my Trainer Sven!0
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He didn't have anything else to ride either 0
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He wouldn't grow a beard0
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I like beards without lipstick1
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She didn't appreciate my beard0
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She sucked the fun out of life0
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I just wanted a hug but she said no touching0
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Her idea of fun was watching reality tv0
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