We broke up because...

musclegood_fatbad

Scripted everything I did in a day

crohnsfighter

She couldn't stop touching her hair...it became very difficult when we went swimming together

qxana1969

she ran her life as if she was reading from a script....no spontaneity

Maria_Fatima

Her spontaneity was too reckless

qxana1969

she didn't support my extreme sports addiction

crohnsfighter

Her extreme sport addiction was too extreme for me...how do you manage to backflip while parasailing and down an entire bag of ranch Doritos at the same time? Seriously...

Maria_Fatima

His rigid opinions were too heavy for me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like my points of view on impossible statements!

x0lcbaby0x

She was too pretty lol cant compete haha

slimgirljo15

She emptied our bank account and disappeared

FabulousFantasticFifty

She'd always LOL when throwing me a Compliment!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was an internet troll

FabulousFantasticFifty

I joked once about charging him a Toll now he's always calling me a Troll!

g44219

she tried to hit me with a rolling pin for coming home a little late

slimgirljo15

He used my rolling pin as his *special* toy ..I couldn't bake again using it

Kvm11628

She was always baked

Unknown

This content has been removed.

Mr_Stabbems

she never baked....i WANT CAKE!

slimgirljo15

Loved cake more than me

Mr_Stabbems

The cake tasted better

g44219

caught him tasting Jo's cake with out me

Kvm11628

He told me he had special "frosting."

Mr_Stabbems

her pizza toppings were various fairly intact animal parts

Kvm11628

He was not a foodie

jgkoutr

He never helped prepare the animal pizza toppings

Mr_Stabbems

there were two of them, they didnt understand that bad pizza is against my religion

jgkoutr

Cause I wasn't religious

Kvm11628

He liked plain cheese. Boring.....

Mr_Stabbems

plain cheese reminded me of her. it was a homage

jgkoutr

He always licked my cats to clean them ..so he said