We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She had 17 cats.

jgkoutr

I wanted 18 ...he said no

Kvm11628

She wanted to have her own freaky reality tv show onTLC...18 Cats and Counting

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She went to Disney and didn't take me along.

jgkoutr

He dressed as a Disney princess for our date

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Thought Flynn Rider was a Disney Princess.

Mr_Stabbems

kept singing the frozen song and giving me the cold shoulder.....f**king comedian...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

kept singing the frozen song and giving me the cold shoulder.....f**king comedian...

Just couldn't let it go

Kvm11628

A date to him was building a snowman

Mr_Stabbems

finally did...for the first time in forever

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

finally did...for the first time in forever

That hurts. Alright Michael just conceal don't feel

jgkoutr

wouldn't let me "feel"

Mr_Stabbems

Took the snowman cosplay too far

jgkoutr

But u said carrots were sexy

Kvm11628

Went too far with my sister

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Told me she was an only child

jgkoutr

He thought he was a child

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wouldn't push me on the swings.

Mr_Stabbems

Didnt tell me it was a sex swing before i agreed....

jgkoutr

Made me play ring around the rosies before sexy time

Kvm11628

Wouldn't put a ring on it

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Kept dropping marriage hints after our first date.

Mr_Stabbems

turning up to dinner in a full wedding gown was a bit too far...tiara looked good on ya tho Michael

jgkoutr

He told me he was in luv w michael

Kvm11628

She was fickle

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was trying to poison me to collect the insurance!

jgkoutr

I told u its a spice...hated my food

Mr_Stabbems

i noticed her "spice" came from a syringe

Kvm11628

Wants me to dress up like the Spice Girls

jgkoutr

Promised a "spicy" night ...played scrabble all night instead