We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Only hugged from the back

Kvm11628

Turned his back on me whenever we argued

nowweseeyou

She wouldn't get out of bed

Mr_Stabbems

She deployed the dick punch a bit too much

Kvm11628

Liar!! He thought I was cruel

jgkoutr

He enjoyed dick too much

nowweseeyou

lol

Mr_Stabbems

He would laugh out loud, nothing else. Just laughter....conversation was tiresome

jgkoutr

He would have conversation in pig Latin..so annoying

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She always tried to turn my words around on me.

Mr_Stabbems

She thought pig Latin was someone with a tash shouting "oink oink"

jgkoutr

U turned around in circles every time we kissed

Mr_Stabbems

She finaly figured out I was looking for an exit

simon0000

cartwheels....

jgkoutr

Haha ...he never could do a cart wheel

simon0000

her form sucked

Mr_Stabbems

She used to practice gymnastics at wildly inappropriate times

jgkoutr

U said u liked it like that...always lying

Mr_Stabbems

She mistook "please! Don't! Stop!!" For "please don't stop."

Kvm11628

His safe word was yes, very confusing.

jgkoutr

Lmao ..
And he didn't like it

Mr_Stabbems

She required a freaking safe word! Cutting is not acceptable who the feck needs to be told to stop that!

Kvm11628

He kept cutting me down with insults

jgkoutr

Wouldn't stop cutting up my mail into tiny pieces

Mr_Stabbems

She said she liked puzzles and then complained about the mail being cut up

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He kept cutting me down with insults

Lies, you're beautiful ish.

jgkoutr

He said ish at end of ever word

Kvm11628

She spoke in Pig Latin

jgkoutr

She couldn't tie her shoes..
Got sick of doing it for her

Kvm11628

Was averse to tying.....

Mr_Stabbems

She couldn't explain why she smelt of embalming fluid every night even though she didn't work with the stuff....creepy