We broke up because...

Kvm11628

He was obsessed with the show Six Feet Under. It was good but variety, man....

Mr_Stabbems

She didn't support my research projects....

Kvm11628

Always tied up in the lab and library

jgkoutr

His projects consisted of pickled pigs feet its ability to help build muscle

Mr_Stabbems

She supplied the pig parts but once a human part appeared...she didn't seem phased.

Kvm11628

He said I was just a phase

Mr_Stabbems

She was too obedient. (Lol yeah right!)

jgkoutr

He was always calling @kvm11628

jenmar222

She was the jealous type

Mr_Stabbems

She never did my sewing

jenmar222

I offered to sew his pe nis back on after I cut it off

Kvm11628

Her thoughts were always broken

jgkoutr

She broke all my pencils then hid them under the bed

jenmar222

She hid one of each of my pairs of socks

Kvm11628

Wore socks to bed

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I'm not sure. One day she just said she didn't want to be with me anymore.

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SliverBulletsUK

She got upset over the smallest things

Kvm11628

He had small things

jenmar222

He was a werewolf?

jgkoutr

She was always surprised and disgusted when I'd kiss her...not sure we were ever together

SliverBulletsUK

She refused to get her eyesight corrected

jgkoutr

Always dodging my phone calls

SliverBulletsUK

She was kinda obsessive and a little too clingy...... she would call me as soon as I left the room

jgkoutr

Just to tell u I missed u ...ugh so detached couldn't take it anymore

SliverBulletsUK

Was always trying to do stuff and go places , I think anyway. Didn't really pay attention

jgkoutr

Always ignoring me when I asked for back massage...my back isn't that hairy

SliverBulletsUK

Always wanting me to braid her back hair

jgkoutr

It looks cute when u do it

SliverBulletsUK

I just didn't want to have matching braids