We broke up because...

Mr_Stabbems

She used to put potatoes in my socks...some weird family tradition wtf L??

nitroalley

Didn't like my playful nips

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Mr_Stabbems

She charged wayyyyy too much

nitroalley

She couldn't get past the tip.

Mr_Stabbems

He had delusions of grandeur

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jgkoutr

She mumbled constantly bout turtles r the best

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SliverBulletsUK

She didn't like the teenage mutant ninja turtles

cmDaffy

She didn't like the club I wanted to join...

SliverBulletsUK

Hosted tea parties for her pets and called it a club

jgkoutr

The club include swingers and swings

SliverBulletsUK

Never explained the true benefits of the club

jgkoutr

Unknown gender made it difficult to proceed in intimate situations

SliverBulletsUK

I don't feel as though she loved me for me.

jgkoutr

Was always quitting

pansamanchada

She would never wear a red shirt

slimgirljo15

We never separated..he's in my basement ..bwahahahaha..mine..you are never leaving my precious

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nitroalley

She tried to show me her toy collection in the basement. NoNoNoNo

jgkoutr

She was obsessed w her ex jo

Mr_Stabbems

None lived up to @kace_kay

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jgkoutr

She didn't appreciate the chains

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jgkoutr

Nice except I'm allergic ...I broke out in a rash u laughed and left

Just_J_Now

She was allergic to the sheets

Laura5678mfp

But that was lie because she was scared of being in bed

Just_J_Now

She made me sleep on the couch