We broke up because...
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She strutted into the bedroom wearing an.... armored knight suit? Yeah, that's a little too kinky for me. I'm not your man.0
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Talk about strutting???
You should see how well he wears my nighties with heels!0 -
She promised sexy time ...never saw. Heels and nighties just cucumbers0
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Never ate her veggies!
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She used up all our backyard heirloom tomatoes for her cleanse!
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He decided it would be a good idea to get a pet skunk!!!0
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She refused to ever shower!!0
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She WAS the pet skunk after coming home from pilates class!0
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Caught him pleasuring the neighbour...his wife wasn't happy about it either
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He luved his skunk more than me0
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She was too jealous of my skunking around!0
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Something about that smell0
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She hated my perfume0
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She'd never speak French to me and I thought it was sexy0
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Wouldn't french kiss0
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Frigid hands0
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Called me an Ice Queen0
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Put my fingers in warm water when I was sleeping0
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Kept sticking her fingers up her nose. Gross.0
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Ha ..ate urs too while u slept0
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She lied all.the.time.0
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Once we finally got her to try on a bikini she refused to take it off.0
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I wanted to b with u ...u said no more lying0
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