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We broke up because...

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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    She didn't like my eyebrows
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  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    Luved ur eyebrows jealous of ur relationship w peanut butter
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    I never found out what her name meant!

    He never asked ...end of the beginning
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    She was always focused on the past
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    She said past ...I thought she meant pass
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  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    jgkoutr wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    I never found out what her name meant!

    He never asked ...end of the beginning

    Lol I'll bite. What does it mean? This better be interesting lol its kept me up at nights!
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    So scary I stayed in her bed unwilling to leave...so what if cops came to remove me
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    Thought she was in a relationship w/ peanut butter....but actually peanut butter was dating me
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    jgkoutr wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    I never found out what her name meant!

    He never asked ...end of the beginning

    Lol I'll bite. What does it mean? This better be interesting lol its kept me up at nights!

    Can't tell u on chat boards or I'd have to stab ya
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    jgkoutr wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    jgkoutr wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    I never found out what her name meant!

    He never asked ...end of the beginning

    Lol I'll bite. What does it mean? This better be interesting lol its kept me up at nights!

    Can't tell u on chat boards or I'd have to stab ya

    Holy Jebus babies lol you damn tease.
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Was into someone else. Sigh.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    So was she
  • lollypopxo92
    lollypopxo92 Posts: 52 Member
    Kept stealing all the covers
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  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    Promised me she'd bring me a brown paper bag
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited June 2016
    So was she.... :bawling: Tis the life of MFP dating :heartbreak::joy::tongue:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I woke up to find her looking down at me with a crazy look in her eyes ..scared me
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    She snores...
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    I was hungry ..wouldn't feed me
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  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    She only wanted eggplant
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Checked the web history on her laptop and she visited medieval-weapons.net. Glad I left her before THAT shipment came in the mail. :hushed:
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  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    He never wanted me to see his face...
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Well, his shipment from Latex-R-Us had quaking in my boots.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    She caught me shagging the realtor. He was gonna give us a discount on the house, darling!
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She buys too many cucumbers yet we never have salad! :open_mouth:

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