We broke up because...

Kvm11628

Well it was with dirty words!

Mr_Stabbems

she wasnt the best at cosplay

jgkoutr

He couldn't "preform" when I got dressed up

Mr_Stabbems

I didnt find spongebob square pants as sexy as she did

Kvm11628

Wouldn't let me in his pants

Mr_Stabbems

^she lies...lots

2011rocket3touring

Whoever she wanted sexy time, she wanted us to be in separate rooms....

jgkoutr

Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

I didnt find spongebob square pants as sexy as she did

U never appreciated hours spent on that square *kitten*

Kvm11628

Couldn't understand I needed my beauty sleep

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Only wanted to sleep when I was around

Kvm11628

He was never around. Sigh.

jgkoutr

She sighed during luvin all the time

Kvm11628

She was a screamer. Cops got called.

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She liked to slurp her food really loudly.

jgkoutr

By slurp he meant chews ...was always so dramatic

finny11122

She tried to catch me with her feminine powers but I knew it was a front . I escaped just in time . She nearly had me !

Kvm11628

He was paranoid

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I found the cameras she had installed in my bathroom and bedroom.

jgkoutr

He was always on his phone taking selfies

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She didn't appreciate my selfie game.

Laura5678mfp

He turned into a frog

jgkoutr

She had an obsession w kissing frogs

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She always put down other peoples fantasies

TornadoTracii

He asked me to dress up as the tooth fairy...

SliverBulletsUK

She didn't understand what got me going

Laura5678mfp

He always took things too far

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

It wasn't fun unless I was in pain apparently

jgkoutr

U thought me punching u in the head wasn't foreplay...

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