We broke up because...
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couldn't accept my limitations0
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Wouldn't share her egos0
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...for her foreplay was punching me across the jaw!0
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he didn't know the definition of foreplay0
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She still practiced slavery.... in the bedroom0
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lol jesus can't comment after reading that HAHA0
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she was always tied up but not by her tongue0
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She mistook my screams for pain instead of pleasure0
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she had a low sex drive
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My definition of rough was different to hers.0
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She's mistook the foreplay for the main act..we never got started0
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She used to throw tantrums if I didn't pass the wine quick enough0
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Didn't agree when I suggested we stay in the bedroon0
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Took her to the Maldives and she spent the entire time on Netflix0
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She wouldn't watch Vikings with me
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She didn't like that I 'pillaged' from multiple 'villages'0
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gave everybody the finger0
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Didn't give me the finger..0
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Her camel toe could be seen from miles away.. Embarrassing!1
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Her own thing included clowns.. it was awkward!0
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Judged me for liking clowns0
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Drew a clown face on me while I slept0
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Wouldn't let me bring home clown for threesome0
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It was a shotgun wedding , I escaped today .0
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We didn't break up, no matter what he says, I refuse to accept that it's over.0
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She was still in love with her ex0
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