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We broke up because...
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She had no feelings0
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sweat too much0
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She broke the sex swing. I told her to stop gnawing at it0
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Would say no to sex in the park0
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He'd never let me see his face0
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She was into men0
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She never asked to see my face, I always got thee bag treatment0
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She grew a *kitten* beard0
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She wanted me to settle0
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Told me I was not funny0
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She has too many supernatural tattoos and screams dean at the point of orgasm0
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He became delusional wearing paper bag over head chanting stabbem0
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She only suggested the window being open as a means of escape.0
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He kept me locked up0
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Chained up what's the differnce0
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »She only suggested the window being open as a means of escape.
He forced me listen to his stand up routine0 -
She wanted me to share her with another man0
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She used to heckle by throwing clothes..I was intentionally bad0
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would sleep on his piles of dirty clothes0
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He kept all my clothes and wore my favorite panties
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Her favourite panties actually fit me...0
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She still wore the panties after he'd finished with them0
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Her favourite panties actually fit me...
Haha he apparently was to small0 -
would sell her panties on Craigslist0
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Would buy panties on Craig's list0
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Said she can tell alot about a man by cupping his "boys"; so she knew alot of men... just not me.
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Had a problem with me cupping his boys0
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stole all my paper cups0
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Didn't understand metaphorical speech0
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Couldn't understand why it was dark in the bedroom1
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