We broke up because...

Watchinherbackthistime

She had no feelings

cowgirlslim23

sweat too much

Mr_Stabbems

She broke the sex swing. I told her to stop gnawing at it

Watchinherbackthistime

Would say no to sex in the park

jgkoutr

He'd never let me see his face

Watchinherbackthistime

She was into men

Mr_Stabbems

She never asked to see my face, I always got thee bag treatment

Watchinherbackthistime

She grew a *kitten* beard

Watchinherbackthistime

She wanted me to settle

jgkoutr

Told me I was not funny

Mr_Stabbems

She has too many supernatural tattoos and screams dean at the point of orgasm

jgkoutr

He became delusional wearing paper bag over head chanting stabbem

Mr_Stabbems

She only suggested the window being open as a means of escape.

Watchinherbackthistime

He kept me locked up

Watchinherbackthistime

Chained up what's the differnce

jgkoutr

Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

She only suggested the window being open as a means of escape.

He forced me listen to his stand up routine

Watchinherbackthistime

She wanted me to share her with another man

Mr_Stabbems

She used to heckle by throwing clothes..I was intentionally bad

qxana1969

would sleep on his piles of dirty clothes

jgkoutr

He kept all my clothes and wore my favorite panties

Mr_Stabbems

Her favourite panties actually fit me...

Watchinherbackthistime

She still wore the panties after he'd finished with them

jgkoutr

Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

Her favourite panties actually fit me...

Haha he apparently was to small

qxana1969

would sell her panties on Craigslist

Watchinherbackthistime

Would buy panties on Craig's list

2011rocket3touring

Said she can tell alot about a man by cupping his "boys"; so she knew alot of men... just not me.

Watchinherbackthistime

Had a problem with me cupping his boys

cowgirlslim23

stole all my paper cups

Watchinherbackthistime

Didn't understand metaphorical speech

cowgirlslim23

Couldn't understand why it was dark in the bedroom