We broke up because...

qxana1969

Confused ego with confidence - the immensity of her ego pushed everyone away!

Mr_Stabbems

she didnt believe i had a face

qxana1969

Oh I believed he had a face but with a multiple personality I didn't know which one would surface.

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Mr_Stabbems

she insisted fighting the dog for his food.

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cowgirlslim23

he couldn't stop looking at himself in the mirror

jenmar222

she only knew one position...the one she is named for...

Mr_Stabbems

she thought the mirror was "facetime"

cowgirlslim23

she cheated at thumbwrestling

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cowgirlslim23

she passed out from exhaustion while we were in a nice position

Mr_Stabbems

she had issues with my man stick size

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Mr_Stabbems

she broke said twig

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cowgirlslim23

his nickname was stubby

yusaku02

she didn't vote Cthulhu

Mr_Stabbems

she tried to twist to a reverse namesake and slipped

Spunkie_Munkie

We didn't... still going strong!

Mr_Stabbems

oh, it which case we need to talk...there have been others.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She was Prettier than me and got all of the attention!

cowgirlslim23

she wouldn't let me sleep

FabulousFantasticFifty

The only thing she ever did in the Bedroom was Sleep!!!

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yusaku02

She kept me up until 5am every worknight

jenmar222

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

The only thing she ever did in the Bedroom was Sleep!!!

She wanted to do every activity know to man in the bedroom.....juggling, game of red rover, civil war reenactment, taming a dragon....

yusaku02 wrote: »

She kept me up until 5am every worknight

He didn't have enough stamina

cowgirlslim23

lacked the stamina to keep up in the bedroom

Mr_Stabbems

she used to bite like a bear when having an orgasm