We broke up because...
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She was the stripper and insisted I call her Cinnamon0
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she didn't want to be kinky0
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She stole my car0
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She stole my heart and crushed it0
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was a party pooper0
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She liked to poop with the door open
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everything was a competition0
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she was a sore loser0
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she had to cheat to win0
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She didn't like for me Let her win0
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She couldn't get used to being second place0
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She didn't like going to the *kitten* fights with me0
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She always put herself first and I was seconds!0
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MrsUptonOgood wrote: »She didn't like going to the *kitten* fights with me
Oh gosh, I meant like as in Roosters!!0 -
she kept leaving her purse at the "kitten" fight0
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she caught ebola0
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he was a closet pillow biter0
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she was involved, she is a hypocrite0
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he only had eyes for himself0
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All she ever talked about was wrestling0
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she made these really high pitched orgasm sounds, more like a squeak....i thought i had mice!0
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He kept making me take selfies with his mouth0
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she used to lick the tv when mata was playing0
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He shaved and broke my heart to bits.0
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she came in second1
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cowgirlslim23 wrote: »she came in second
Oh ye of little faith.0 -
confidence..... I like it!1
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