We broke up because...

jenmar222

He didn't appreciate my love of 70s porn

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was a Bold Faced Liar!!! ;p

yusaku02

she dumped me when I lost my job for sleeping all the time

jenmar22 wrote: »

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

The only thing she ever did in the Bedroom was Sleep!!!

She wanted to do every activity know to man in the bedroom.....juggling, game of red rover, civil war reenactment, taming a dragon....

yusaku02 wrote: »

She kept me up until 5am every worknight

He didn't have enough stamina

I was fine at night, but the boss didn't like me falling asleep in meetings everyday.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was always late to the Party!

cowgirlslim23

She brought sand to the beach

qxana1969

Could never get her out of her bikini.....we lived in Minnesota

cowgirlslim23

always wanted to wrestle nekked

Toneloe

She like girls in bikinis.

LiftingRiot

He wouldn't make me one of those beeching hats

jgkoutr

Wouldn't share his ice cream

LiftingRiot

she was lactose intolerant

cowgirlslim23

isnt it obvious

LiftingRiot

she doesn't lift

Just_J_Now

I don't lift

cowgirlslim23

wouldn't admit I was the better kisser

rockgoddess2016

Snow is a bad word

cowgirlslim23

cheated on me with the Goddess

striderb

Didn't have a sense of humor

cowgirlslim23

didn't have stamina

cowgirlslim23

Kept trying to hide my clothes....and wear my ruby red slippers

qxana1969

stole the slippers from the Wizard of Oz museum....the police have been looking for her since

cowgirlslim23

caught them Nekked ..... wouldn't let me join in

jgkoutr

What we broke up?!

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cowgirlslim23

She had wandering hands

qxana1969

She entertained the whole darn rodeo!

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qxana1969

she had an affinity for midgets

cowgirlslim23

Didn't keep her clowns locked in the garage

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