We broke up because...
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She liked to bite0
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Caught her having a tryst with @ClubSilencio..broke my heart0
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Still hung up on some Latin Stallion0
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didn't want the french stallion0
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he called it a french stallion...0
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I ain't got no pony0
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She doesn't have a pony! That's why.. lol
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He don't like cats0
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She was the crazy cat lady0
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She wouldn't buy me a cat0
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Because she knew to much ...0
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He thought he knew everything....0
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She didn't know enough0
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She stole my horse0
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i beat her armwrestling0
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Ha Ha, cause she has the arms of a man0
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Ha Ha cause she has the grip of a dead fish0
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Cause she smelled like a dead fish0
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Cause she had dead fish in her purse0
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Geez, I was gonna fry it for us for dinner later but you're too impatient!0
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Cause she only wanted to be "friends"0
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She hated my Cajun music0
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She couldn't keep up0
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She took the quarter horse and gave me the welsh pony0
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she said i cheated at armwrestling0
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She hated the fact that I dipped Skoal0
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She never brushed her teeth0
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She was in love with a stripper0
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she was a stripper0
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