We broke up because...

Arathels

Wanted to learn pole dancing but never touched the pole

Kvm11628

He was blind

lollypopxo92

she said "i dont watch game of thrones" so i threw the remote at her and told her to leave!

BreezyPeezy5

She keeps watching 'Game of Thrones' and I got tired of it.

g44219

she told me she had a crush on Ramsey Bolton.....

lollypopxo92

you know nothing BoryBreezy5 lol

BreezyPeezy5

Lol! Dumped a 2nd time because she yelled at me for not watching GOT.


Jk
I like it actually

lollypopxo92

we broke up because she wouldnt give me chocolate

nitroalley

She liked dark and I like milk.

Shannon30906

Was a twister and I am a dunker!!

lollypopxo92

she wouldnt eat the cream from the oreos only the biscuit!

nitroalley

lollypopxo92 wrote: »

she wouldnt eat the cream from the oreos only the biscuit!

Wouldn't share

Shannon30906

Caught me in my midnight biscuit eating obsession !!!! Lol

lollypopxo92

wouldnt let me join in on the biscuit eating marathon

nitroalley

Wouldn't let me put the biscuit in the basket

Shannon30906

I loved my biscuits more than her!!

lollypopxo92

he had a strange obsession with baskets!

slimgirljo15

Disappeared..along with the furniture and cleared the bank accounts

Shannon30906

I drove the getaway car!!

Kvm11628

Kept saying get away from me!

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Kvm11628

Spoken like dr. Seuss

nitroalley

Wouldn't let me near thing one or thing two

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nitroalley

Oh the rhymes! Better save it for another time.

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nitroalley

I think she has ADHD

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nitroalley

Lol
She never got out of bed till noon and forgot things all the time

slimgirljo15

Cheaterrrr