We broke up because...

nitroalley

The things she told me!

slimgirljo15

Easily shocked..lol

nitroalley

But it would not fit in your ear!

jenmar222

Because you kept telling me to smile

yusaku02

she dumped me because I only played here for a few minutes before going to bed

slimgirljo15

Preferred to sleep than play

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slimgirljo15

Wanted the handyman for herself..

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slimgirljo15

She shared alright..wasn't thrilled when she gave me crabs

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yusaku02

always eating bugs she picked out of my hair

NikkiWalt

never refilled the paper towel holder

DaveAsh8

kept walking out of the toilet with paper stuck to her shoe

xGracieGirlx

Cried any time he accidentally stepped on a bug.

NikkiWalt

carried her pillow and blanket around with her everywhere she went

RunHardBeStrong

Told me to keep a blanket over my head during sexy time

ulcaster555

played weird games with the blanky

RunHardBeStrong

Played weird games. But not with me.

Just_J_Now

She played too many games.

musclegood_fatbad

She said I was childish

Just_J_Now

He blew bubbles in his milk

musclegood_fatbad

Took my milk away

NikkiWalt

only ate lucky charms cereal with a fork for breakfast

striderb

Was always pushing me to try Fruity Pebbles.

NikkiWalt

would never set up an easter egg hunt for me

2011rocket3touring

All our dates were at a gay bar; while she was whispering sweet nothings in my ear, she was slipping me a Cosby brand roofie. After I passed out, she'd rent me out to the other patrons...
...and never shared the cash.
Fool me 11 times, shame on you; fool me the 12th and shame on me!

LiftingRiot

He didn't like to party

Just_J_Now

Didn't like ME to party

LiftingRiot

she was an alcoholic