We broke up because...

nitroalley

Ooh she didn't like to mix that with Nutella!

LiftingRiot

He always had nutella mushed into his beard

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yusaku02

She left a gaping hole in the phalanx

Arathels

He was being chased after by all the girls.. And by that I mean ALL the girls

ulcaster555

still has her head upside down

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musclegood_fatbad

Tried to cut off all my toes

RunHardBeStrong

He wore crocs with socks

Mario_Az

she stole my quest bars

NikkiWalt

Caught him using my mascara

RunHardBeStrong

She got stuck in a chandelier, never to be seen again

NikkiWalt

wouldn't untie my shoe laces from that d*mn chandelier. Just took pics and left, laughing!

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RunHardBeStrong

He was too to the point.....

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NikkiWalt

He liked to bite too much

RunHardBeStrong

She wasn't into my kinks...

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NikkiWalt

only wanted to play instrumental music at karaoke

yusaku02

Only wanted to kiss other guys at the bar

NikkiWalt

wouldn't kiss me in public!

RunHardBeStrong

Didn't like it when I kissed her in public... she didn't want anyone to know we were together

NikkiWalt

Kissing me and licking my forehead are two very different things!

slimgirljo15

Didn't like being licked

RunHardBeStrong

Ha!

Only liked to receive...

NikkiWalt

would never let me lick first





the ice cream, ya know.

DSwales11

We were both givers

NikkiWalt

pretended he was a giver.

Lie detector test determined THAT was a lie!

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't do as he was told..