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she kept falling out of bed... with other guys!0
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He never held on to me0
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Up and down random poles ..
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helped grease those poles0
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He let other people grease his pole
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She had a dick0
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He kept greasing my poles so I lost my grip and fell on my bum!0
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She didn't pick the ticks off the penguin she gave me0
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His pole was rotting ..STD0
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She's the one who gave it to me!0
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I didn't want to catch it from him
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He attacked my polar bear!0
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her pet tore my nipple off, that's why it's not shown in my picture0
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Never happened..still chained to the bed
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Never happened..still chained to the bed
She chained him to a bed but kept me chained to a corner far away from the bed and him...0 -
she wouldn't saw off her own leg to be with me in my corner. That's not love0
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The neighbours complained ..they got sick of hearing ..oohhhh god ..Jo...yesss yess...please 0
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I got jealous of her sexcapades
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she made me late for work on a consistent basis by keeping me up all night0
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He was always tired..no energy...go to bed ..0
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Never took a break.0
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Preferred her cat ..0
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I was always exhausted after finishing the workouts0
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He kept getting shorter0
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She decided she liked boys better0
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She wasn't a boy!0
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She was a boy0
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Always called my a boy just cause I fixed her plumbing!1
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She fixed the whole neighborhood's 'plumbing'0
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