We broke up because...

Arathels

britishbeefcake wrote: »

Arathels wrote: »

He never gave me that that beautiful smile of his so I never got to see his dimples

yusaku02

she kept falling out of bed... with other guys!

Arathels

He never held on to me

slimgirljo15

Up and down random poles ..

yusaku02

helped grease those poles

jenmar222

He let other people grease his pole

slimgirljo15

She had a dick

Arathels

He kept greasing my poles so I lost my grip and fell on my bum!

yusaku02

She didn't pick the ticks off the penguin she gave me

slimgirljo15

His pole was rotting ..STD

yusaku02

She's the one who gave it to me!

jenmar222

I didn't want to catch it from him

Arathels

He attacked my polar bear!

yusaku02

her pet tore my nipple off, that's why it's not shown in my picture

slimgirljo15

Never happened..still chained to the bed

Arathels

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Never happened..still chained to the bed

She chained him to a bed but kept me chained to a corner far away from the bed and him...

yusaku02

she wouldn't saw off her own leg to be with me in my corner. That's not love

slimgirljo15

The neighbours complained ..they got sick of hearing ..oohhhh god ..Jo...yesss yess...please

jenmar222

I got jealous of her sexcapades

yusaku02

she made me late for work on a consistent basis by keeping me up all night

slimgirljo15

He was always tired..no energy...go to bed ..

47Jacqueline

Never took a break.

slimgirljo15

Preferred her cat ..

DSwales11

I was always exhausted after finishing the workouts

BreezyPeezy5

He kept getting shorter

slimgirljo15

She decided she liked boys better

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wasn't a boy!

Kassi_Lynn

She was a boy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always called my a boy just cause I fixed her plumbing!

yusaku02

She fixed the whole neighborhood's 'plumbing'