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We broke up because...

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  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    He wouldn't show me that he's jealous.
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    edited May 2016
    He stole my underwear, carters and everything..

    She never returned my books!
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    edited May 2016
    Arathels wrote: »
    He stole my underwear, carters and everything..

    I think this was meant for @yusaku02

    @Arathels - Are you trying to take my man? Jk! Lol!
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    edited May 2016
    BoryBreezy5 wrote: »
    Arathels wrote: »
    He stole my underwear, carters and everything..

    @yusaku02

    Are you trying to take my man? Lol!
    I make very good money selling things on ebay. Funny how many of them order from Japan


    She didn't support my business
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2016
    I found out he was a gigolo ..would hump a beehive for dollars
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    He has too many girls chasing him
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    She cooked a steak well done. 1 strike and you're out.
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    You're right! I can't cook.
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    She made me cook all the meals!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She cooked all right..meth...went to jail
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    she didn't sell it and give me my cut before the police got there
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    he was into some dark stuff
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    She never wanted to role play
  • piggysmalls333
    piggysmalls333 Posts: 450 Member
    I couldn't pull off the reverse backwards koala move for her just right
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    She couldn't even pull off the forward facing koala move for me
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    Cause I had no idea what she was talking about when she started screaming about backwards koalas
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    didn't perform the panda drop on the first try
  • piggysmalls333
    piggysmalls333 Posts: 450 Member
    Ran away with a panda
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    He didn't like it when I dressed as a panda and nicknamed a certain body part of his "bamboo"
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    gnawed on the "bamboo". I was out of commission for a month.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited May 2016
    didn't like rough play :tongue:
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    She couldn't keep up with my intense cardio lvl
  • britishbeefcake
    britishbeefcake Posts: 73 Member
    She didn't like 6'3" of chocolate anymore
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    He never gave me that that beautiful smile of his so I never got to see his dimples :(
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    she preferred beef cakes to cream puffs :bawling:
  • britishbeefcake
    britishbeefcake Posts: 73 Member
    Arathels wrote: »
    He never gave me that that beautiful smile of his so I never got to see his dimples :(

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2016
    Ran off with the neighbour ..@yusaku02
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    she was locking up all the guys and keeping them to herself :bawling:
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    she never asked to see my adorable dimples
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Too promiscuous

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