We broke up because...
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no confidence at all....she didn't see her beauty0
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wouldn't let me spread the love0
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his ex kept calling0
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wouldn't have a 3some with my ex0
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She put my number on ignore.0
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broke a hip during limbo0
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hellooooo she wouldn't play nekkid limbo!! Who doesn't love nekkid limbo?!?!?!?0
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took her to a trampoline park and then I stole her bra. best date eva!! I don't know why she didn't have fun0
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I saw him add my bra to his collection he had started just that day! Made all the ladies jump topless on the trampoline. It was very uncomfortable. There were 8 injuries that day.0
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did't want me to have any hobbies0
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was always broke0
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tp'd my house after the dreaded trampoline date.0
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wouldn't spare a sqaure0
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Used my favorite blanket to clean up the toilet she clogged up.0
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she was a judgy judgerson0
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hated my pet names for her!0
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She cried when I tried to be meaner. Made me very uncomfortable0
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she always wanted me to motorboat her inside JC Penny0
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wouldn't motorboat me when I said!!0
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Im not their father0
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didn't know her place!0
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she never demanded anything0
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made me go to the dr for my performance
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wouldn't fill the prescription0
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She had a fever and needed more cowbell but wouldn't listen1
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watched too much SNL0
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never wanted to do what I wanted to do0
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Was allergic to shellfish0
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Said I looked like a shellfish0
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