We broke up because...
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He reported me for doing plumbing without a license0
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I found a girl hidden in our closet..under the bed ..in the ensuite and behind the curtain0
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she's the one who stashed all those bodies..0
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He was framed for murder and Was sent to Prison!0
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Those bodies came back to visit 9 months later to show us ...their babies .....^^^was their babies daddy..0
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Tried to sue me for Paternity of her babies!0
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Impregnated ..4 women..magically lol0
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she was hatching plots to get revenge on those 4 women and I didn't want to be an accomplice0
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Was really an alien ..not illegal..but a real one ..green tail and forked long tongue..
Ohh wait ..umm come back..I changed my mind.5 -
Got caught smuggling Aliens into the Country!0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Was really an alien ..not illegal..but a real one ..green tail and forked long tongue..
Ohh wait ..umm come back..I changed my mind.
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She drank all the liquor and found her hanging from a chandelier.. naked.0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Was really an alien ..not illegal..but a real one ..green tail and forked long tongue..
Ohh wait ..umm come back..I changed my mind.
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kept looking upside down0
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Always fell asleep in fetal position0
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This person is blank.0
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She wanted a man
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She wanted th share me... Share me with a club that caters to bears.0
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I was the wrong gender
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There were no inbetweens
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No interest in sex 0
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No interest in sex with me! 0
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He ran out of blue pills0
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Kept humping the pillows0
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You guys are tough on a HUMP day
Everyone was just her type - breathing0 -
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