We broke up because...
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didn't like rough play
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She couldn't keep up with my intense cardio lvl0
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She didn't like 6'3" of chocolate anymore0
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He never gave me that that beautiful smile of his so I never got to see his dimples
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she preferred beef cakes to cream puffs
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He never gave me that that beautiful smile of his so I never got to see his dimples
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Ran off with the neighbour ..@yusaku020
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she was locking up all the guys and keeping them to herself 0
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she never asked to see my adorable dimples0
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Too promiscuous0
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she kept falling out of bed... with other guys!0
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He never held on to me0
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Up and down random poles ..
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helped grease those poles0
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He let other people grease his pole
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She had a dick0
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He kept greasing my poles so I lost my grip and fell on my bum!0
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She didn't pick the ticks off the penguin she gave me0
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His pole was rotting ..STD0
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