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2011rocket3touring wrote: »All our dates were at a gay bar; while she was whispering sweet nothings in my ear, she was slipping me a Cosby brand roofie. After I passed out, she'd rent me out to the other patrons...
...and never shared the cash.
Fool me 11 times, shame on you; fool me the 12th and shame on me!
Come on, you know you loved it! We started a fantastic home movie collection!1 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »she was an alcoholic
Who wouldn't want to drink and pass out after hearing that damned cowbell 24/7??!!!0 -
Didn't know how to ring my bell1
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Her bell had been rung waaay too many times!
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We had different musical tastes0
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She was a fan of kanye0
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She kicked my kitty0
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She socked my Boobie!0
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She played with sock puppets0
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She "played" with the Guy next door!
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Always repeating herself0
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Never listened0
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Yelled all the time0
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She yelled at me first0
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I was listening to my headphones really loud and she asked a question. She flipped out saying I was yelling0
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I snooped once to see what he was listening to on his headphones and it was quite disturbing!
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she was always snooping through my stuff. Trying to find something incriminating. No trust0
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He was s Criminal!0
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She was a gold digger0
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She got jealous of the pole.0
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Stopped climbing the "pole"0
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Wasn't realistic0
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She thought I was a stripper0
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She took her clothes off for money!0
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she took her clothes off for free!
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Caught fab giving him a lapdance
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she wouldn't put out0
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He wouldn't pull out!0
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