We broke up because...

jgkoutr

She didn't understand I was helping w a project he had for work

spiveaa

she kept asking me to be in all the demonstrations for her projects.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He'd never do as I asked!

slimgirljo15

So bossy

Bonny132

She made me late for work all the time

nitroalley

Told me she was late

Mr_Stabbems

He had erectile dysfunction. Apparently a common thing for middle aged men

slimgirljo15

Brewers droop ..common in young drinkers

Mr_Stabbems

She kept trying to make me drink, forgetting I'm teetotal.

Bonny132

Kept poring water into my vodka... Water!!!

slimgirljo15

Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

She kept trying to make me drink, forgetting I'm tea total.

He had no reason for not being able to get it up ..he was teetotal

Mr_Stabbems

i had a reason, i broke up with it

slimgirljo15

Limp dick ..

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slimgirljo15

3" nuff said

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slimgirljo15

I was the wrong sex

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slimgirljo15

Jealous my penis was bigger than his

jgkoutr

She promised she'd quite chasing w her extra apendage

Kvm11628

She had an appendix collection in jars. Creepy much?

Mr_Stabbems

she kept telling people to touch my crotch when we were in public

Kvm11628

Had crotch crickets

Mr_Stabbems

that sounds disgusting lol

she insisted that we had jiggy jiggy 4 times a day.

slimgirljo15

^^more like crotch lobsters..they were freakin huge

jgkoutr

She prefered crickets as a pet ...I couldn't handle the chirping

slinkybinkydog

She didn't like my craziness

jgkoutr

She couldn't appreciate the art of silence

Mr_Stabbems

She did this thing..with her mouth.







It was called talking

Kvm11628

Poor conversationalist