We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was allergic to Cats

jgkoutr

She pretended to be allergic so she could leave

Maria_Fatima

Always thought i was pretending

Bonny132

She gave me no catisfaction

Mr_Stabbems

^that was pretty funny lol

FabulousFantasticFifty

She gave me Cat scratch Fever

jgkoutr

I told her she needed to shave

Arathels

She was a crazy cat lady, had like 15 of them

jgkoutr

She couldn't count ..it was more like30

FabulousFantasticFifty

Sikked her dog on my babies

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jgkoutr

She dressed up her fur babies in diapers and dresses

Bonny132

She dressed up like a furrie

Arathels

She kept throwing pies at me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was sharing her pie all over town!

jgkoutr

I told her I didn't like pies ..she never listens

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Arathels

She kept eating "special" brownies

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Bonny132

Spoke more to her imaginary friends than to me

RunHardBeStrong

Spoke more to her ex's imaginary friends than me

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She ate the heads off pet birds

Bonny132

He served my bird for dinner

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She would start food fights anytime I took her out.

pixlikesitcrazy

I'm allergic to cats

jgkoutr

She wouldn't let me eat dinner with her...ever

47Jacqueline

She kept eating off my plate

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

When she got mad she threw plates

Maria_Fatima

He wouldn't let me throw pens so I got angrier, moved to places and broke up