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Found out he was showing his club to Pebbles0
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He had Fred flintstone feet0
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Cartoons were his life0
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Couldn't take his animated reactions0
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Asked me to dress up as Jessica rabbit wtf0
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Wouldn't dress up as Jessica Rabbit.0
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Acted more like bugs bunny. Ooh those teeth!0
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He didn't have teeth0
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She looked like tinker bell but sounded like Ursala0
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He knew far too much about cartoons0
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He didn't want children0
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She didn't like our fantasy room0
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She was into 3 somes she just always wanted it MMF0
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He only played solo0
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Her hans were all over me0
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She had man hands...0
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His salute was unimpressive0
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I had one too many penises0
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I could never figure which one worked0
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She drove a stick shift way too hard.0
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I prefered cars without a stick shift0
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She batted from the other side of the plate0
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I was too much for him to handle!0
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She wanted to handle me all the time1
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Saw her picture on the most wanted list0
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He didn't realize it was a different type of most wanted list0
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