We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Blamed me ..for his STD..dr said I was clear

nitroalley

She went to a witch doctor.

slimgirljo15

I wouldnt go to his dr ..with whom he had a very close relationship

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nitroalley

She wouldn't call me in the morning

slimgirljo15

Always calling his ex

nitroalley

Called me 6 months later and said she had a bellyache

slimgirljo15

Got me pregnant and run off...dead beat

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nitroalley

I found out her nickname was Maytag. She refused a paternity test.

slimgirljo15

Claimed it wasnt hers

nitroalley

Didn't realize she was a switch hitter. No wait

BlueButterfly94

I was too young and wild? lol

nitroalley

No such thing! Lol.

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slimgirljo15

Old fashioned

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She planned out our future as soon as we met

Jerseyex

He would sleep with his stuffed animal

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She wouldn't be my little duckling.

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finny11122

She would not move to Ireland

Jerseyex

He wouldn't move to jersey

nitroalley

She hid from me

Jerseyex

He forgot to bring me coffee in bed

nitroalley

She spilled it on my privates. I think it was on purpose

kandy_canelane

He was a butter fingers who spilled coffee all over my white duvet

Mr_Stabbems

She couldn't keep her hands off, I was trying to eat my breakfast ffs

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

He put orange juice in his cereal instead of milk. That's when I knew we had no future.

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nitroalley

When we got ready for bed it was yabadabbado.

Then she would yell out bam bam. Bam bam bam bam bam bam