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Was a lush and kept bourbon in her desk at work!0
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Again with the snooping!0
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She had too many secrets she kept from me!0
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There was no mystery in it anymore. Somethings should be secrets0
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Never put a top on ...ugh its freezing and raining ..we get it nice boobies
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we're both competitive0
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she always white washed me in yellow snow....
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She couldn't appreciate my idea of a good time0
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Her idea of a good time was Monster Trucks and Nascar!0
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She never wanted to go fast0
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He was way too fast for me0
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He honestly was too slow0
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She was a one trick pony0
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Ha his pony was not my kinda trick0
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I didn't like her ponytail0
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Always going on and on about how her Ex gave her a "Pony" !1
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She always horses around during sexy time0
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Haha she never understood what "pony" meant...0
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She spoke in code. So many riddles.0
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I was hung like a rhino instead of a pony0
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She mumbled a lot0
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He played TV so loud he could never hear me0
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Her voice was like nails on a blackboard0
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He was obsessed with getting "man-manicures"0
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She didn't trim her shrubbery0
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Being with her I was always paranoid always imagining hearing the Killers Voice saying "Candy Cane" from Joy Ride!0
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