We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She played with her Toys way too often!

Mr_Stabbems

a night of fantasy was D&D to her....

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FabulousFantasticFifty

I was too duh to know what D&D was!

g44219

she was a prude.

RunHardBeStrong

He needed someone a bit more prudish

RunHardBeStrong

He couldn't even show me his real face...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was kinda Scary!

levelinguptime

The chemistry is best when we are wild and free

RunHardBeStrong

He was really into chemistry... like meth lab in the garage type of chemistry

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her "House guest" blew up my house!

jgkoutr

She wouldn't let me come in the house

FabulousFantasticFifty

She never wiped her feet and tracked in mud!

jgkoutr

She didn't like my muddin hobbies

RunHardBeStrong

He was more into jello wrestling with the nanny than me..

jgkoutr

We had a nanny but no kids

Kvm11628

Laughed like Fran Drescher. Made my skin crawl.

RunHardBeStrong

His voice sounded like the chick on The Nanny, couldn't do it anymore

FabulousFantasticFifty

He hired a "Nanny" to tend to his needs!

g44219

she wouldn't dress up in the little nanny outfit I bought

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wanted me to dress up like a Nanny Goat!
WEIRDO!!!

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Kvm11628

Everything with her was neither, nor. Never a yes.

g44219

she would bribe me into cleaning her house promising sexual favors and never pay up!

RunHardBeStrong

He was always shouting out number ratings on everything even during sexy time

ericatoday

She complained to much about the things i yell out during sex

MrsUptonOgood

She kept calling it Sexy time

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Kvm11628

He was never in a good mood.

g44219

he would drink beer but never buy any