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We broke up because...
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She lost a FIFA match to me and threw the controller at my head0
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Wouldn't get a job ..lazy git0
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Always wanted me to play the mailman at sexy time. Said it was because "You Deliver, baby"1
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She always ordered Dominos knowing that I wanted Pizza Hut!0
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She did weird things with the pizza0
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He didnt like the pizza burritos I packed him for lunch!0
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Actually ate the burrito and left only carrots0
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Never ate his veggies!
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I didn't want the carrots0
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she played footsies with my dad at thanksgiving dinner under the table.0
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He was so drunk at Thanksgiving dinner he thought he was playing footsie with me but it was my mom0
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She accused me of liking her mom more!0
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she was hitting on my mom
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He wanted to dress up like a baby. Just a bit too out there for me.0
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She was always crying like a baby0
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She'd always sing Brittney's "Hit Me Baby One More Time" to me and It made me ill!0
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she wanted me to hit her during whoopee! too hard core for me0
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Wouldnt spank! 0
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His core was hard ...but he had chicken legs0
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She tied me up and whipped me till I bled.. too much for me!0
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Sook ^^lol0
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She was always pointing up into the sky0
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I was too tall for her0
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He always gave me the cold shoulder0
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Her feet were icicles. Woke me up at night!0
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She was always smirking at everything I said!0
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Kept me awake all night.... with her snoring.0
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Kept me awake at night with her farting0
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