We broke up because...

IndianaGolfer

lauranorr wrote: »

Wouldn't make any move at all

Put me in a full body cast

jgkoutr

Cast me in his "movies" ...u mm ...

Jayar01

Wouldn't let me see her movies

crohnsfighter

Wouldn't sign "the contract", had to put my handcuffs to other use

slimgirljo15

He cuffed me to the bed and left me..

Jayar01

I came home after work and she was cuffed to the bed

jgkoutr

He stole my medal wore it around all day

So I cuffed myself to the bed

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slimgirljo15

She ran off with 6 of the neighbours

Jayar01

The neighbors were always coming over at odd hours

slimgirljo15

He had this rash...

Jayar01

She gave me this rash

slimgirljo15

Lol...true..he got rashy after I changed the washing liquid..however the crotch rash he got from the neighbour 2 doors up

Jayar01

I didn't know when she moved out she only moved 2 doors up

slimgirljo15

Mistook me for the floosy 2 doors up ..

g44219

she made a mistake and told me about the floosy 2 doors up

slimgirljo15

Tramp ^^^

nitroalley

She didn't have a tramp stamp

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nitroalley

She reminded me of Charlie Chaplin (the little tramp)

deanspools2013

She said my ding dong was too small

slimgirljo15

Paying for his tramps was leaving us broke

nitroalley

She was a poor house mom

deanspools2013

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Paying for his tramps was leaving us broke

Lol, she always whined about the money I spent on tramps

slimgirljo15

3" ding dong nuff said lol

Jayar01

I was 3"............from the ground

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slimgirljo15

jr0175 wrote: »

I was 3"............from the ground

His ding dong always had gravel rash..

kendall916

You didn't like my brownies

slimgirljo15

kendall916 wrote: »

You didn't like my brownies

Hi gorgeous girl..lovely to see you ..

She just upped and disappeared one day